Otherwise known as "Proper Ettiquette When Being In The Avatarverse".

I figure hey, if the HP fans get this: [link]

Why can't we give it a shot.
I'll start, feel free to add on.

1. I will not polish Aang's head.

2. Aang is the Avatar, not Kung-Fu Action Jesus, and I am not to refer to him as such.

3. Foo Foo Cuddly Poofs is the name of Sokka's baby Saber-Toothed Moose Lion cub, not Ty Lee's nickname.

4. nor Zhao's.

5. or Azula's.

6. or Toph's.

7. General Iroh is NOT Santa Claus, and I am not to jump into his lap and rattle off what I want for Christmas.

8. Neither is Long Feng.

9. I will not jump into Fire Lord Ozai's lap and sing "All I want for Christmas is you".

10. Not into Azula's either.

11. Their names are Mai, Ty Lee, and Azula, and I should stop referring to them as "The three fire-stooges"

12. Ozai's Angels doesn't go over well either.

13. And Ozai is not "Charlie".

14. And I shall not whistle the theme to "Charlie's Angels" every time the three ladies, or the fire lord, walk by.

15. I will not make Okanomiyaki around the cabbage vender.

16. I will not sing the theme to "Charmed" around Mai, Ty Lee, and Azula.

17. I will not sing "If you were gay" around Aang and Zuko, even if I do think they get a little too close.

18. The song "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night" is NOT an earthbender pick-up line.

19. And "We Didn't Start The Fire" isn't a pick-up line for firebenders.

20. I will not sing random Spongebob songs around Ty Lee, who in turn sings them to Azula.

Well, that's all I got, for now.

Feel free to add to it.

I'm also gonna post this on my LJ.