Otherwise known as "Proper Ettiquette When Being In The Avatarverse".

I figure hey, if the HP fans get this: [link]

Why can't we give it a shot.
I'll start, feel free to add on.

1. I will not polish Aang's head.

2. Aang is the Avatar, not Kung-Fu Action Jesus, and I am not to refer to him as such.

3. Foo Foo Cuddly Poofs is the name of Sokka's baby Saber-Toothed Moose Lion cub, not Ty Lee's nickname.

4. nor Zhao's.

5. or Azula's.

6. or Toph's.

7. General Iroh is NOT Santa Claus, and I am not to jump into his lap and rattle off what I want for Christmas.

8. Neither is Long Feng.

9. I will not jump into Fire Lord Ozai's lap and sing "All I want for Christmas is you".

10. Not into Azula's either.

11. Their names are Mai, Ty Lee, and Azula, and I should stop referring to them as "The three fire-stooges"

12. Ozai's Angels doesn't go over well either.

13. And Ozai is not "Charlie".

14. And I shall not whistle the theme to "Charlie's Angels" every time the three ladies, or the fire lord, walk by.

15. I will not make Okanomiyaki around the cabbage vender.

16. I will not sing the theme to "Charmed" around Mai, Ty Lee, and Azula.

17. I will not sing "If you were gay" around Aang and Zuko, even if I do think they get a little too close.

18. The song "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night" is NOT an earthbender pick-up line.

19. And "We Didn't Start The Fire" isn't a pick-up line for firebenders.

20. I will not sing random Spongebob songs around Ty Lee, who in turn sings them to Azula.

21. Fire Lady Ursa is NOT Joan Crawford.

22. And I will not scream "NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!" every time she walks by.

23. No matter how funny Fire Lord Ozai thinks it is.

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24. I will not drool when around the Fire Lord.

25. Or Azula.

26. I will not try to tell Ozai how much I should be with him since I kill Zuko.

27. I will try my best not to smack Ty Lee out of her pink state.

More from me:

28. I will not teach Sokka to make rocket launchers.

29. A minigun is not "an alternet style of firebending", and I should not use them in an Agni Kai.

30. I shall not refer to Prince Zuko as "Captain Crispy".

31. Nor "emo boy".

32. Nor "bacon face".

33. Nor "left-eye".

34. Nor "cyclops".

35. Fire Lord Azulon is not really John McCain, and I should stop refering to him as such.

36. I am banned from singing "Daddy wasn't there" around Prince Zuko.

37. No matter how much Princess Azula pays me.

38. I am also not allowed to take bribes from Princess Azula.

Here's some from

39. I will never underestimate Toph because of her size

40. Sokka will always forget Toph's blind

41. Sokka is silly not stupid

And here's a few more from me.

42. Regardless of the robes, Zuko, Ursa, and Ozai are not deatheaters.

43. Nor is Zuko Harry Potter.

44. And Aang is not Draco Malfoy.

45. And I am forbidden to sing The Whomping Willow's "Draco and Harry" song around them.

And here's a few from

46. I will not use magic marker to draw a matching scar on the right side of Zuko's face.

47. I will not use magic marker to draw in an eyebrow on the left side of Zuko's face.

And here's a few more from me.

48. I am not allowed to post hentai pictures of Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee all over the Fire Nation Royal Palace.

49. Nor am I allowed to post hentai pictures of Katara and Toph all over the Southern Water Tribe, Northern Water Tribe, or Omashu and Ba Sing Se.

50. I can't post hentai pictures of Aang all over the Air Temples either.

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51. I will not try and scrub the *dirt* off of Zuko's face

52. Nor will I tell him that his mother told me to do it

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53. I will not try to imagine all the girls in small white nightgowns, completly soaked.

54. Or the guys.

55. I will not insist that since Ty Lee is very perky, she has to jump constantly for me.

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56. I will not take the Fire Nation's shoelaces and use them for bowstrings.

57. I will not give Foamy sunglasses with pictures of Aang painted on the lenses.

58. I will not strap Jet to a chair and shine a flashlight in his face saying "There is no war in Ba Sing Se."

59. I will not call my friends to help me shave off Haru's mustache (no matter how much we want to.)

60. I will not send Foamy in to Koh’s cave with a photo of Aang.

61. I will not bring up the fact to the Warden (mai's uncle) that he may have just sealed the fate of the Fire Nation and the war by letting some really cool kick @$$ people escape from his jail.

62. Neither will we bring up the fact that he got ownd by two fifteen year olds (both non benders) and a 17-year-old banished prince who is not the best bender when he had an entire staff of firebenders backing him up.

63. Never tell Toph that she disturbed a nest of killer Hornet-Wasps and their casing after her.

64. Smellerbee is a girl and if you don't want to die you'll remember it!

And here's some more from

65. I will not tell Mai's Uncle he looks like a woman.

66. Nor will I tell Mai she looks like a man.

67. Nor will I mention the family resibemlance when I see them together. (ie-How they look like the opposite sex.)

68. I will not give King Bumi crack.

69. Or cactus juice.

And here's a couple from me:

70. Regardless of the rumors, I am forbidden from looking under General Iroh's beard, as he does NOT have a third fist.

71. I am forbidden from asking Bumi about his "stash".

Here's some from

72. I am not allowed to try and force Zuko into a rousing rendition of Cher's If I Could Turn Back Time on "Music Night".

73. I am not allowed to place however many fingers up in front of Toph and tell her to guess how many.

And here's a few from me, inspired by conversation with

74. Even though Toph is the illegitament daughter of Chuck Norris, it is not ok for me to sing the theme to "Walker: Texas Ranger" every time I see her.

75. The golden rule: Chuck Norris fears Toph!

And here's a few from

76. I will not put Zuko in a pink dress and make him say "I'm a pretty princess."

77. Nor will I do this to Sokka.

78. Or Toph.

79. I will not stay awake long enough to finally fall asleep and dream of Fire Lord Ozai's royal parts.

And here's a few from me :

80. I must remember that, unlike the show, Toph is not censored, and I am forbidden from exploting this fact.

81. That goes double for Ty Lee and Azula.

82. And the term "the cactus juice made me do it" is not a valid excuse.

And here's some from <Sara> :

83. I will not inform Zuko that people have shipped him with Azula, Sokka, and Ozai unless I have a flame retardent full body suit.

84. Even If i do, I still shouldn't do it.

85. I also shouldn't tell Fire Lord Ozai that i expected him not to look like a teenage girl.

86. I will not taunt Zuko about his commitment issues.

87. and I will not tell Toph she's ladylike.

88. I will not taunt the mentally unstable Azula about the fact she was beaten by a water peasent.

89. Nor will I tell Zuko that he could do so much better than Mai.

90. And I'll NEVER hypnotize Zuko in a form that lands him in Katara's ocupied bathroom just for the fun of it.

91. I shall not sing "Man I feel like a woman" around Ozai.

92. or Zuko

93. or Toph

94. When refering to Zuko's ponytail I am not to mention how it made him a horses ass

95. When reffering to Sokka as "Ponytail" guy- I am to always add how its a warriors wolftail- and not a girly girly ponytail of feminine non manliness

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96. In addition to #17 I will also not sing "if you were gay" around Sokka and Zuko

97. Nor Jet and Zuko

98. or Zaho and Zuko

99. or any other male character Zuko comes in contact with.

100. I will not go around and "check" to see if the boys wear boxers or briefs AKA pulling down there pants at random intervals during the day.

101. Nor will I do this with Toph

102. or Mai no matter how manly they appear.

and here's a few from me:

103. I am FORBIDDEN from singing the theme song to the Powerpuff girls around Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee.

104. No matter how happy it makes Ty Lee.

105. Or how much it pisses off Azula.

106. I am also FORBIDDEN from singing said theme around Toph, Katara, and Suki.

107. Toph is NOT the illegal love-child of Buttercup and Chuck Norris, regardless of what wikipedia says, and I am not allowed to refer to her as such.

108. Nor am I allowed to spread said rumor to the four nations newspapers.

109. And it's the Fire Nation Royal Family, not "Zuko, Azula, and the rest of the FN family".

110. And I am EXTREMELY FORBIDDEN from announcing them as such in front of the entire counsel of the four nations.

111. Or the masses as a whole.

112. Regardless of my personal preference, Zuko is, regretably, with Mai, for now, and I shouldn't try to shove him into a closet with Katara.

113. Or Toph.

114. Or Aang.

115. Or Sokka.

116. I should keep Zuko away from all closets entirely.

117. This does NOT mean that Zuko has to walk around naked for me.

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118. It also does NOT mean I won't allow him to.

119. I will never try to get to the tent first when Suki and Sokka want their 'alone time' again.

120. Nor will I lead the rest of the gang to their tent while they're 'at it'.

121. And certainly not Hakoda.

Well, that's all I got, for now.

Edit 2 :

Ok, I'm taking Art Trades, which means I'll make fanfics for the first 5 people that ask, but you gotta make somethin' for me. It's my first time doing this, so I have little to no idea WTF I'm doing. Anyways, here's a list of the fandoms I can actually work with:

Gargoyles *Just being re-introduced to the series, so just gonna stick to the Manhattan Clan, OCs, and the local chars.*

Naruto *See Gargoyles, but I'm a little more flexiable on this.*

Tenchi Muyo *I stick to Universe, In Tokyo, and the 3 movies.*

Digimon *I only know seasons 1, 2, & 3.*

Pokemon *I only know the original trio, Ash, Misty, and Brock, however, I'll work with OCs.*

Inuyasha *I'm a big Sesshomaru x Rin fan. *

TMNT *I recognize some, if need be, I'll ask.*

ADJL *I remember it well enough.*

Beyblade *I stick to Beyblade and G-Rev, but I can do some V-Force.*

Transformers : Beast Wars *It's been a while, but I'll see what I can do.*

DBZ/GT/etc. *I'll see what I can do.*

Any horror movies *If I've seen it, I'll give it a shot.*

If you got anything, toss it my way, and I'll see what I can do.

And here's a list of what I WILL NOT do, ever:

Graphic Rape
" Child Molestation
" Abuse
" Yaoi
" Religious Violation ( ie. exorcist-type shit. )
" Torture
Ok, basically, you get the idea.

TRADES:
1. - A Shino x Ino fic. 100% done.
2. - Undecided 0% done.
3. - Sato(happy mask salesman from zelda) x her oc miaa romance fic. 100% done, late, but done.
4.
5.
So come on, try me!

Ok, I've seen other do this, so I figured I'd give it a go. All in fun, of course.

DA FAMILY:
Mom: No idea.
Dad: No idea.
Brothers: , ,
Sisters: , , ,
Aunts: ,
Uncles: No idea.
Cousins: *My RL cousin XD*,
Other Relatives: None, so far.

featured me in his Journal meme thing, so here's me doing it as well.

rules-
1- Be one of the first 14 people commenting on this journal entry, and I will add you to The List.
2- For each of those 14 people I will put their avatar and three deviations I like from their gallery on the list.
3- If I feature you, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me the the first spot, completing The List this way with 15 people.

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Like a regular wish list on Amazon or whatever, except it's a list of drawings you want but are too afraid to really ASK someone, cannot afford to commission, or do not have time to trade.

So it's an open request. If someone sees your idea and likes it, they can draw it for you. Ranging from the simple, to the vague, to the downright self-absorbed - but it's okay, because nobody HAS to draw them anyway, they just do so if they want.

There's no RULES about this. The lists can be as short or as long as you like, but a general word about karma: if you get something drawn for you, maybe it'd be nice to return the favour, if you have the means & the time.

1. Pics of my OCs from "The Next Generation"
2. Pics of me, , and our friends from "The End Of Our World"
3. The same as above, only done PPG-style. *I tried and failed at it.*
4. Some Sasha x T-Square pics from the webcomic Altermeta. *We need more of them!* Here's the webcomic link: [link]

5. Whatever else come to mind. ie. I don't know why I posted this spot, but it'll be filled eventually.

If references are needed - note me.

I say everyone should try this. It's fun.

Thanks to the combined efforts of and , I can has Poke-eggs!
Granted, I can't post the eggs,seeing as how I have no subscription, but I do have links.
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